Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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