i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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