I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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