GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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