the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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