"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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