i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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