you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
