I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.