Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.