i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face