So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat