My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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