I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
