I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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