My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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