You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
is wine microwaveable?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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