my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
time to smoke my breakfast
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
