and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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