I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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