I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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