i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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