hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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