we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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