Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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