I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm like, not good at living.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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