he shaved USA in his pubs
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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