found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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