I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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