Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We have started to decorate penises.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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