just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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