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She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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