She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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