Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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