is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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