so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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