That's intense
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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