Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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