I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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