Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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