i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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