i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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