i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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