I don't think brook has ever known best
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
