Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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