..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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