so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
