He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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