Small penises have feelings too.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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