A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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Your cock deserves a montage
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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