nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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