We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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