We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
this just has baby written all over it
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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