Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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