Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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