windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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