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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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